Hello there, ladies and gentlemen...welcome to the Taos Arena for the MAIN EVENT! I'm your host Ewan McGregor...and this is your color commentator, Ray Park.
-Hey, hey everybody. That's right we are the bad asses from the Star Wars: The Phantom Menace flick. Oh yeah man, I thought it was lame how you killed my character in the film, but I have no hard feelings. (whispers to camera): at least not yet (holding his pinky finger up like Dr. Evil). Anyways we have an interesting matchup tonight!-
That's right, Ray! We've also got a great selection of targets tonight. Featuring the many activists from around the galaxy.
-Oh yes! These are twelve of the most evil people who would try to hurt of kill people who they feel are killing babies, animals, trees, etc. So instead, of hurting those things, our hunters are going to hurt or even kill them.-
And what makes it also sweet, Ray, is that most of these hunters are human, so they know what these activists are all about. And speaking of that let's meet our contestants.
First we have our lone Eridani. Coming straight from Eridine, claimes to be the new and improved Tanis Lore.
-Wait a minute E, I thought this bastard died in the last battle-Yes he did, but this is his son, Tanis, Jr. Pretty ticked about his father's quick loss in the last game and now he seeks revenge, but I don't know about this 'NEW AND IMPROVED' crap.......we will see.
-As Chris Berman would say, 'That is why we play the games'-
That's right Ray. Let move on. Next we have our first of five humans. He resides from Vancouver, BC. of Earth here's Daren!
Our next human also comes from that funky blue ball, representing Bonn, Germany.......Snoogins!
Following him, is a man coming from the tropical islands of Hawaii welcome............Boano!
The next contestant, Comes from the good old southern state of Georgia, Savannah that is. This creepy crawler is known for his sneak attacks and packs an all-out-blast-your-ass-punch. Say yee haw to our good old..............Nightstalker Boy!
And last, but certainly not least. This fella originates from Bogota, Columbia in South America on Earth. This hesa is a deadly once he gets a swing of that tequila. Welcome.............Guido!
-Hey man, what's with the one namers here. You would think we were having a Madonna theme going on here. Later on you'll see hunters doing that damn Vogue dance (hears Madonna's "Vogue" playing in his head and starts bobbing it).-
Ray.........Ray?..........RAY!!!!!!
-What, what. Oh, I'm sorry. Anyways, let's get this party started.-
We will be using the same arena map as the last game. If you don't have it, the map is located in the "Rules". Just click on "The Map" and make a print out.
For this match, (due to the size of the arena) we will set a instead of 15 rounds we will have a 25-round time limit. Also, it would be great if the competitors would try and have their moves in by 9:00 PM every day. There will be two battlemasters running this game on certain days. Remember, the quicker you all email your moves to us, the quicker we can compute the results. Email your moves to Brother Bock on Monday and Tuesday rounds, and to Rolandolen on Wednesday thru Friday rounds, or use the online Move Submit form found in the "Members" section.
Alright fellas...GOOD HUNTING.......AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH WITH YOU.
-Oh stop it with the force crap E.....JUST GO AND WHIP SOME ASS!!!!-
| Intro | Init | Round Score | Final Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | 0 | 0 |
| Daren | - | 0 | 0 |
| Guido | - | 0 | 0 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | 0 | 0 |
| Snoogins | - | 0 | 0 |
| Tanis Lore | - | 0 | 0 |
Welcome back people as we begin Battlelords and Ray we should have a great first round what you think?
-Well E, I foresee a lot of bloodshed considering humans bleed more that any other species here in my opinion. Lots of ass kickin tonight.-
And let's get to it. First we have Tanis Lore who makes no move and.....hello......what's this..... two targets walk right into his line of sight and Tanis does nothing.
-Hey that little piss ant just stood there and look......the two targets just stand there and talk about future rallies their going to attend once thay get out of there.-
Like I said Ray, 'New and Improved?', I don't think so. Well, we move on to Nightstalker Boy as he moves around and looks very disappointed for there is no victim in sight. Poor guy........better luck next round.
Next we have Boano, and he also makes a move without a target or contestant to shoot.
-Man oh man what a slow night we're having. Just as slow as you and Liam when I was whipping both your asses in the movie.-Alright, Ray. Whatever. Just remember who slashed whom mmmmmmmmmmm? Anyways, we move down to Guido and he's about to make his move. As he takes a swing of his tequila notice a target turning a corner. He immediately take a shot at him and connects.
-He nails the abortion activist right in his left leg and it looks like he can't walk. Poor fool.-
Yes, that right as it seems he shattered bone in there! Well Guido doesn't get points yet for the target is still alive, but I'm sure he'll take care of that next round.
Now we have Snoogins. He only moves a few steps and sees nothing worthy of shooting. Man, what an arrogant one we have here.
-Yeah E, these hunters better do something good soon or I may just jump in there.-
Easy Ray, as much as I share your feelings, we can't take any part in the match. Alright one last hunter to go this round and that's Daren. Like Guido, before he takes his first step a target walk right in his path and right away Daren blast a shot at the victim and punchering his stomach.
-Damn, I guess you'll be joining the cows and what ever else you were protesting about, Mr. Activist! (laughs hysterically)-
There we go people. A successful kill by Daren. Now that's what I'm talking about. And judging by the positioning in the maze now, round two should be awesome, but like you, we have to wait until then. Daren gets 10 points for executing a target.
After round one here's how the points add up.
| Round 1 | Init | Round Score | Final Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| Daren | 8 | 10 | 10 |
| Guido | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| Nightstalker Boy | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Snoogins | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanis Lore | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Welcome to round two and boy this round should be great. Lets get two it shall we?
-Lets.-
We start off with Nightstalker Boy as he moves on and all of a sudden he notices Daren walking towards him from his right.
-Oh man, oh man here we go baby let's get it on!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Nightstalker opens fire and connects with four awesome shots. Two to his left leg, one to his right leg and one to his right arm.
-Damn and look! Now I know I wouldn't be able to handle all of that, but apparently Daren did. All shots seemed to bounce right off him. He must have some nice armor on, but armor only last for so long.-
That's right and now we'll see how well Nightstalker's armor is as Daren opens fire. He fires and hits Nightstalker's left leg.
-And you can tell he hit well, too, E because you can see Nightstalker cringe a bit, but he's still standing.-
Alright, Ray. Now that was awesome. Nightstalker picks up 8 points for succesfully hitting a hunter with 4 shots and Daren picks up 2 more points for one successful hit.
Next we have Snoogins where he moves on and finds no one.
On to Boano where it seems like he was going to move and all of a sudden a target appears down the hall from him. He fires and misses the target. Oh man!
-Now what the hell was that, E. I can't see how that cock-eyed fool missed him.-
Now calm down, Ray. I'm sure Boano realizes his mistake and will aim better in the future. And the target bolts of after see the bullet bounce right past him. What a disappointment. Next, we have Guido and he move close up onto his injured victim and finishes him off. He recieves 10 points for executing a target.
-Man oh man that was brutal. Look at him, he is practically staring over him as if he enjoyed that kill. And you can tell he did because he's taking a swing of his tequila. I like that, E.-
Yes indeed Ray, let move on as we see little old Tanis Lore. He is still standing there as a third target moves into his line of sight and the two before him gracefully walk off flippin' him the bird.
-Man, E. This guy is really pissing me off. I would have done the same thing to him........In fact, I would have came up to him and smacked him around like a little bitch. Come on boy! Do something ya little dillweed.-
After round two here's how the points add up.
| Round 1 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Daren | 4 | 2 | 12 |
| Guido | 7 | 10 | 10 |
| Nightstalker Boy | 1 | 8 | 8 |
| Snoogins | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Tanis Lore | 9 | 0 | 0 |
Time for round three. Well Ray, last round was pretty nice with the battle between Nightstalker Boy and Daren.
-Nice is an understatement, E. It was kick ass and I don't think it's over, but we shall see.-
Here we have Boano. He see another target appear before him, but decides to move in the opposite direction. He turns a corner and see Guido turning into his direction. Ohhhhhh yes.....here we go again. Boano fires off three shots and hits Guido with two of them, one on the left leg and one on the right arm. Guido returns fire and hits Boano with three shots, one to the left leg, one to the chest and one to the stomach, but it appears that neither of them actually got hurt by the shots.
-Oh this is only the beginning for these two, E.-
I suppose so, as Boano collects 4 points with two successful hits and Guido collects 6 points for three successful hits. Now wounds as of yet.
We move on to Snoogins as he moves on and stops only to notice a target dancing with his back to him. He just stands there watching the target continue dancing. The target then moves backwards and bumps right into Snoogins. With a scared looked on his face the target then bolts off a different direction while Snoogins watches him run. Snoogins then turn his head back into the origional direction he was going and spots none other that Tanis Lore standing at the end of the hall doing nothing.
-Whoo hoo, E. This is really going to be ugly man. If Tanis doesn't doing anything now he's probably screwed.-
And screwed he is Ray, for Snoogins immediatly opens fire on Tanis Lore and connects with two hits. One hits him on his left leg and the other hits him in his chest. The funny thing is that Tanis is not reacting at all. What a dumbass. Snoogins collects 4 points for the 2 hits and an additional 5 points for inflicting a chest wound.
-Well alright man. That little bitch is getting what he deserves for just sitting there.-
Finally, we have Nightstalker and Daren. Nighstalker open fire and hits Daren three times. Daren returns fire and also hit with one shot. Boy this battle will probably go on till the bitter end.
-Man, E. Three battles between hunters. This is awesome. The count should be chopped in half within two rounds. Can't wait.-
After round three here's how the points add up.
| Round 3 | Init (Tie Bkr) | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 2 (6) | 4 | 4 |
| Daren | 4 (10) | 2 | 14 |
| Guido | 10 | 6 | 16 |
| Nightstalker Boy | 4 (7) | 6 | 14 |
| Snoogins | 2 (8) | 9 | 9 |
| Tanis Lore | 4 (2) | 0 | 0 |
Hello folks, and welcome back to the Arena Sub-Light Radio Network. I'm Phil T. McNasty. For those of you who can't tune into a video set, ugly radio men like me get paid dick to tell you what's going on...really, you should probably just catch Ewen and Ray's live sports cast on the vid...
At any rate, we've seen some nasty action in these last few rounds, but no one yet has taken a real fall...I expect the Shatner is just about to hit the fan, though.
First we see Guido, who calmly smiles as he slides another clip into his Savage-B, and opens fire FULL-AUTO on the unfortunate Boano. And he HITS! 4 shots find their mark in Boano's left leg, abdomen, chin, and right leg, respectively! The shot to the left leg bounces off, the shot to the abdomen bounces, but the shot to the chin burns through the armor, as does the right leg shot. Both shots, however, seem to be absorbed by Boano's ab liner...
That's 8 points for Guido, however.
Nightstalker Boy is next, and we see him also reload and open fire on Daren! His right hand pistol scores 2 hits, but his left pistol misses wildly, damn near jamming. The two bullets hit Daren in the left leg and the right leg, drawing some blood from the left leg, and damaging the armor on the right leg.
Score 4 points for Nightstalker Boy, who doesn't move an inch.
Next we see, acting almost simultaneously, the two who just got shot at return fire! Boano opens up on Guido, and Daren on Nightstalker Boy! Boano's TK-7A chatters like an angry chipmunk, and Guido is hit by 5 bullets, in the chest (armor damage), left leg (armor damage), left leg (blood!), right arm (blood!), and left arm (armor damage).
That's 10 points for Boano!
Daren plants a big shell into Nightstalker Boy, hitting him in the right leg for 19 points of damage! That will plow through the 3 threshold, the 4 absorption in the right leg, and Nightstalker Boy's 2 remaining body points, leaving him at -10 body points. However, with a death's door of EXACTLY -11, he will live to fight again another day...just not today.
That's 52 points for Daren, and the first kill of the game!
Elsewhere in the maze, we see Tanis Lore apparently snap out of his battle meditation, or whatever the hell it was, just in time to see Snoogins take a full auto shot that sprays the ceiling above Tanis's head. Tanis, realizing the bad position he is in, shouts to Snoogins "I will be back when you are dying!" and runs off into the maze. He doesn't run far, however, when he stumbles across a PETA activist with a can of spraypaint. The can isn't enough to save her, however, as he separates her spine just above the 10th vertabrae.
That's 10 points for killing a Target, and 5 points for the chest wound.
And that's the round, folks. See you tomorrow for round 5. Get your moves in by 9 PM Central Time, if you please :)
| Round 3 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 5 | 10 | 14 |
| Daren | 5 | 52 | 66 |
| Guido | 1 | 8 | 24 |
| Nightstalker Boy | 2 | 4 | 18 |
| Snoogins | 6 | 0 | 9 |
| Tanis Lore | 8 | 15 | 15 |
Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Arena!. This is Phil T. McNasty for the Arena Sub-Light Radio Network. Apparently Ewen and Ray are on commercial break, but they should be back to cover the action anytime now.
Down below in the maze, we see Daren, fresh from his kill of Nightstalker Boy, as he moves off into the maze, but sees no one.
Next we move over to the action between Boano and Guido. Up to now, Guido hasn't been getting anywhere through Boano's ab liner, but Boano has been taking small chunks out of Guido. It looks like the tables may have turned a bit today! Boano opens up on Guido on FULL-AUTO, firing off 8 rounds before his magazine is emptied, and missing with all 8 shots! Boano could be in trouble...
And it looks like he is, as Guido reloads once again and returns fire on FULL-AUTO, hitting with 5 more shots...there are all KINDS of tiny little holes in Boano's armor, folks. The shots hit him in the left arm, chest, left leg, head, and left leg again, doing some serious ab liner damage this round, but no blood yet.
That's 10 points for Guido.
Elsewhere, apparently Tanis Lore has had enough of running. He yells "To hell with it, I'm coming for you Snoogins!" and bolts off toward his prey...and right over a mine.
The concussion rocks the big Eridani, and he's hit eight very large fragments, in the right leg (blood), chest (blood), groin! (blood), left leg (blood), head (blood), chest (no damage!), right arm (armor damage), and abdomen (blood). Incredibly, the Eridani lived through that! Not by much, however. Dazed, he stumbles into the maze, and right back in front of Snoogins.
This is incredible! How lucky can the swordsaint get? Snoogins takes aim, squeezes the trigger, and realizes that his gun is empty! Click click.
Tanis Lore swings his mighty sword, connecting with Snoogin's left leg (armor damage), who's previously untouched armor absorbs the blow. I can't wait until next round...
That's 5 points for Tanis.
And that's the round...
| Round 3 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 2 | 0 | 14 |
| Daren | 1 | 0 | 66 |
| Guido | 8 | 10 | 34 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 5 | 0 | 9 |
| Tanis Lore | 4 | 5 | 20 |
Welcome back everyone, we are back live here at the Arena. Again I am Ewan McGregor.
-And I'm Ray Park. We are about to begin round 6 of this Battlelords arena match.-
We'd like to thank Phil T. McNasty for doing a great job covering those last two rounds for us, but without further ado, let get to the battle.
-Well E, it seems like we're starting off with Guido.-
Great observation Ray............(under his breath): 'you dink'. Guido opens fire and hits Boano with a butt load of shots from his Savage-B. He connects in the following areas: mouth, right shoulder, left arm, left thigh, chest (twice), eyes, lower abdomen, and in the stomach. Oh, baby. Guido gets 18 points for all the hits on Boano with an additional 10 for inflicting a head wound.
-Man, E. Boano got light up nicely. Guido took no mercy while unloading on him.-
You got that right Ray. Boano prepares to open fire and........oh no. He must have forgot to reload his gun. He stands there aiming his gun at Guido and......Click click.......no response. He better act soon or say bye bye.
-Yeah. His AB liner held on again, but he can survive any longer if Guido continues to fire like that.-
It seem like Daren will move around and see no action this round.
-Hey man.......that rhymed, boooooooooyyyyyyyy.-
We move over to Snoogins and Tanis Lore. Tanis looks like he's going to take a full charge at Snoogins, but see his opponent back up a few steps and let his Pancor handle the rest. Snoogins unloads nine shots and connects with each one. Hitting his right leg (three times), left leg (twice), chest, left arm, lower abdomen, and stomach. Snoogins collects 18 points for his successful hits plus 5 for inflicting a chest wound and oh yes, another 10 points for executing a target.
-TANIS LORE IS NO MORE. Oh man, E. He shot him down to little itty bitty pieces. A lot worse that how his father died, but he at least surpassed him.-
Now that was ugly, Ray. That makes two hunters down and one battle left to be finished as it seems Guido and Boano will not give up on each other. And that ends the round...........here is how the scoreboard stands. Hey Ray, you made a rhyme, too.
-Yup, we are some rappin' fools, Gee.-
Word to your mother, heh heh..........(clears throat). Remember to get you moves in by 9pm tonight for round seven.
| Round 6 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 9 | 0 | 14 |
| Daren | 9 | 0 | 66 |
| Guido | 2 | 28 | 62 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 2 | 33 | 42 |
| Tanis Lore | 5 | 0 | 20 |
Time for round seven people and we still have one battle left to finish, but before we go there we'll first start off with Daren and Snoogins. Both of them move around and finds no action anywhere.
-Well that was pretty much expected given they are kid of taking it easy from their last battles.-
Next we have Boano where he still faces of with Guido and again forgets to reload his gun *click click*.
-Damnit E, what the hell is wrong with this guy? Guido should just wipe him out.-
And we shall see Ray as Guido takes aim and shoots. He connects with 8 shots to Boano's head (three times), right leg (twice), chest (twice), left arm.
-Look that E. Guido is bouncing Boano off the wall constantly. And it seems like he's still holding on, but not by much. By the next round, he should be gone.-
That seems about right, Ray. Guido made some awesome shots and collects a load of points: 16 points for 8 shots, 30 points for three head shots, 5 points for inflicting a chest wound.
-51 points, oh man did he rack up. I'd say bye bye to Boano by the next round if he doesn't do anything by then.-
ROUND EIGHT MOVES ARE DUE BY 9PM, NO LATER.
Here are the scores for this round.
| Round 7 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 6 | 0 | 14 |
| Daren | 2 | 0 | 66 |
| Guido | 8 | 51 | 113 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 3 | 0 | 42 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
On to round eight people. Ray is taking the night off 'kickin' with his honey' as he would say so I 'm rollin' solo
We start off with Daren who strolls on and stops when he see a target walking right past an opening to his right.
He opens fire and lights the target up as he if blown to pieces. Daren picks up 5 points.
Next we have Boano where he still faces of with Guido and again forgets to reload his gun *click click*.
Well that's alright for Guido takes aim and fires. He hits him with eight shots. Locations are the stomach (four times),
chest (twice), left arm, and right leg. Boano is completely gone. That did it folks. Guido collects 16 points plus an
additional 20 for four successful chest shots. Guido also receives 50 points for eliminating another player. We would
award 20 more points for a noble death, but the damn bastard never reloaded his gun for 3 rounds. Dumb ass!!!!!!!!
Last we have Snoogins and as he walking he stumbles onto a target. Opens fire and destroys the gay rights activist.
He receives 5 points for a chest wound, 20 for 2 head shots, and another 5 for eliminating the target.
Alright, that leaves 3 hunters and 7 targets left. Not bad for now. The battles were long, but at least we chopped the hunters
in half. Those target, though, have to go. So do your job Battlelords.
Tune in for rounds 9 and 10 as Phil T. McNasty returns on the Arena Sub-Radio Network. For Ray Park, I'm
Ewan McGregor saying bye for now and I'll see you at round 11.
Here are the scores for this round.
July 17, 1999 (ROUND EIGHT)-
| Round 8 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | 7 | 0 | 14 |
| Daren | 1 | 5 | 71 |
| Guido | 8 | 86 | 199 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 10 | 30 | 122 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
Hello everyone, and welcome back to Arena action here on the Arena Sub-Light Radio Network. I'm Phil T. McNasty. Let's get right into the action!
First we see Snoogins making his way through the blood encrusted halls of the maze, only to round the corner and find a Rabbit-Is-A-Dog-Is-A-Human Animal Rights Activist...and Snoogins wastes no time treating the man just like the animals he loves as he pulls the plug on the Target FULL-AUTO Pancor style...scratch one more Target in an impressive display of wasted ammo and excessive violence! We love that Snoogins!.
That's 15 points for the Target (including one chest shot) from Snoogins.
Next we see Guido reloading his Savage-B after finally waxing Boano, only to turn and find that a Gun-Control Freak has wandered out of the Arena right next to him! Let's listen to the exchange on our shotgun mikes:
"Excuse me, do you have a permit for that?...Do you realize that incidents of violence in the home rose by more than 60% when-"
ZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!
"Gurrrrgle...cough...glub..."
Chalk up a Target for Guido, and another 10 points.
And finally we see Daren, who threads his way through the maze, until he looks around himself with satisfaction, and stops. He spots a Target a few feet away, and casually, almost as an afterthought, takes aim and pulls the trigger, but misses wildly. He shrugs calmly, and raises his voice:
"Well, now that we're done with the natural selection, How about I do some more to you two. Come get me! I'm in @8."
An impressive challenge by the man who is currently in third place. It looks like he's planning on moving up...
That's 10 points for challenging two Hunters. If he doesn't survive, he's possibly making himself eligible for Noble Death points...we'll have to wait and see.
So after 9 rounds, we have three contestants left. On to Round 10!
Moves in by 9PM CST, please. Good Luck!
Here are the scores for this round.
| Round 9 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | 10 | 10 | 81 |
| Guido | 10 | 10 | 209 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 5 | 15 | 137 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Arena, here on the Arena Sub-Light Radion Network. I'm Phil T. McNasty. Let's get into the action!
First we see Snoogins, who makes his way a little deeper into the maze, but sees no one at all...looks like he's killed everyone around him for the time being.
Next we see Daren, who takes a little better aim this round, and lights up the Target in front of him, who's frozen with fear, and the man's 'Save the Whales' sign falls heavily to the ground, along with his mostly severed arm.
Chalk up 10 points for Daren, who then reloads his weapon.
Finally we come to Guido, who moves off into the maze and sees no one.
Well, that's the round folks, as short as it seems. Remember to get your moves into Will tomorrow! Good Luck!
Here are the scores for this round.
| Round 9 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | 7 | 10 | 91 |
| Guido | 8 | 0 | 209 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 5 | 0 | 137 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
Hello everyone and welcome back to our live broadcast of Battlelords, I'm Ewan McGregor and returning to us is our color commentator, please welcome back Ray Park.
-Thank you, thank you. I love you all.-
So, Ray did you enjoy your time with your honies?
-Oh my yes, and I met this cool dude who help me handle the ladies as they grew in number. And I would like to give a shout out to a fellow Star Wars vet, master of the Colt 45, Mr. Lando himself, Billy Dee Williams. What's up my nig......-
Whoa, whoa Ray. Slow it up now and let get to the action in the arena. We have three hunters remaining and as I recall, Daren issued a challenge and invites the other contestants to met him at @8. Well all right.
We first start off with Daren, who patiently awaits his first opponent.
Next we have Snoogins who moves a round in the maze and finds no one.
We, move over to Guido who seems like he's moving.......I think........yes, he appears right into the eye sight of Daren. Oh baby here we go. Daren take his first shot and connects hitting Guido in the chest.
-Look like he made considerable damage there E, but it also looks like he pissed Guido off big time.-
That he did Ray as Guido takes a final drink of his tequila he throws the bottle down and take his shots at Daren. Guido hits Daren with nine shots. He hit the head (twice) that both bounced off, the left leg (twice), the right leg (twice), right arm (twice) and his stomach. Daren goes down, but he is not out going three points shy of death's door. The clean up crew runs in and takes him out. Hopefully he will appear in future Battlelord matches.
-Man, that was ugly, but sweet. That should have earned Daren some points for dying a noble death.-
No he won't Ray for he is still alive, yet unable to continue fighting. For Daren collects 2 points for a successful shot plus 5 points for inflicting a chest wound. Guido picks up 18 points for the hits and 50 points for finishing off another player.
That pretty much does it for the round. We now have Guido and Snoogins left along with four targets.
MAKE SURE YOU SEND IN YOUR MOVES BY 9PM CST TONIGHT!!!!!
Here are the scores for the round.
| Round 11 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | 1 | 7 | 98 |
| Guido | 4 | 68 | 277 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 4 | 0 | 137 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
On to round 12 and this will be quick because we only have two huners left, Guido and Snoogins.
-Whether they'll find each other is the true question.-
That's right Ray. We start off with Snoogins who moves on and spots a target to his right. He unloads his Pancor
and lights up the equal rights activist. Snoogins receive 16 points for the successful hits and an additional 10 points
for executing a target.
We now have Guido and he moves to a quiet corner awaiting anything that walks in his path.
-Like you said E, that was a short round, but at least we got a kill out of it.-
Yup, that leaves three target left in the maze.
MAKE SURE YOU SEND IN YOUR MOVES BY 9PM CST TONIGHT!!!!!
Here are the scores for the round.
July 22, 1999 (ROUND TWELVE)-
| Round 12 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 9 | 0 | 277 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 7 | 26 | 163 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
It is round thirteen and we still have two hunter and three targets left.
-Yeah man, this is when the game really start to slow down.-
That's right, Ray. We first have Snoogins and he moves off, turns a corner and spots a target starting to walk away from him. He raises his Pancor and lights him up with three hits dropping the target hard. Snoogins collect 6 points plus an additional 10 points for eliminating a target.
Next we have Guido and he holds his position waiting for anything to appear in his line of sight.
-Well, at least we got a kill on this round, E. I hope these two find each other soon.-
We will see, Ray. We will see. Tune in to the Arena Sub-Light Radio Network with Phil T. McNasty for round 14. We'll see you later on if there are still two hunters left.
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Here are the scores for the round.
| Round 13 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 9 | 0 | 277 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 6 | 16 | 179 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
Hello everyone, this is Phil T McNasty. I've got a hot date with an Eridani tri-sexual, so let's keep this short but sweet...
Snoogins moves, and sees nothing but old blood and gore.
Guido makes a short move, and then yells, "I'm on the right map located near the middle at Y9! I don't plan on moving, so if you'd like to get this game on the road, you better come and get it!"
Well, that's 5 points for Guido...maybe some good action next round....definately some good action for me tonight.
See you next round!
Here are the scores for the round.
| Round 14 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 4 | 5 | 282 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 3 | 0 | 179 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
Hello everyone, and welcome to Round 15 of the Arena. This is Phil T. McNasty...
NO ONE SAW ANYTHING.
But at least Snoogins moved.
See you tomorrow, where something actually might happen....honestly.
Here are the scores for the round.
| Round 15 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 9 | 0 | 282 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 5 | 0 | 179 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
Hello everyone, and welcome to Round 16 of the Arena. I am Ewan McGregor and with me is Ray Park.
-Not much to report today, E. Pretty quiet man.
That's right Ray. As we all know Guido issued a challenge to Snoogins and so far the two haven't met up as of yet. Snoogins however did move around though.
-And that's it?-
Yup that's it my dear Ray. Here are the scores for the round and we'll see you next round.
| Round 16 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 4 | 0 | 282 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 6 | 0 | 179 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
It is round 17 folks, I'm Ewan McGregor.
-And I'm Darth........err......Ray Park.-
Our hunters are still moving on in search for each other, well at least Snoogins is. Let's go down to the action. We first have Guido and he's still standing there waiting for anyone to appear and appear they did.
-Well, well, well, E now that's such irony. A target just append to appear right by Guido and man does he look surprised?-
That's right Ray. Guido immediately takes aim and fires. Burning the target to ashes with his Savage-B. Wow, now that's some trigger-happy, impuse shooting. Show's he's more than ready for Snoogins, whenever he decides to appear. That a total of 16 points for Guido.
-Alright. That leaves just one target left.-
Speaking of the last target, here he is and low and behold he's walking right near Snoogins.
-Man this is too much. These guys are about to eliminate the last two target before their final face off.-
That's correct Ray as Snoogins takes aim and lights the target up with 3 awesome shots from his Pancor. That's 16 points for Snoogins.
-Well, that leaves Guido and Snoogins left in the maze. This last battle should be good.-
That it will, Ray. Here are the scores for the round.
| Round 17 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 5 | 16 | 298 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 9 | 16 | 195 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
Time for round 18. I'm Ewon McGregor and with me is Ray Park.
-Hey all. This should be it. Snoogins and Guido should be having their final battle tonight.-
Yes they should, Ray and now let go down to the action. We have Guido still standing there and he let's out a final yell' "I'm waiting for your sorry ass". Just as the echoes clear he see someone round the corner.
-Well comb my hair and call me Amadala, it's Snoogins!!!!!!!!-
Alright, let's get the party started. Guido spots him and fire off his shots. And hits with 5 of his 9 shots. She hits him in the chest (twice), left leg, left arm, and the right arm. That's 20 points for Guido.
-What is that Snoogins has in his hand? He's throwing it right in front of him. Whoa, ninja vanish.-
Oh man Ray. Snoogins just dropped a smoke grenade blocking off the vision of both him and Guido. Oh this should be sweet, Ray. That ends the round folks. Here are the scores for the round.
That ends the round folks. Here are the scores for the round.
| Round 18 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 5 | 20 | 310 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 9 | 0 | 195 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |
ROUND 19, Ray and the hunters are taking aim with a wall of smoke in between them.
-Oh yes, E. This is pretty much a free for all. Lets see how it goes.-
Alright! First Snoogins takes aim and yells, "Kiss my ass, nutsack", then unload three shots at Guido.
-Yeah, it wouldn't be hard for each of them to know which direction they are given they didn't move at all.-
That's right, Ray. And as memory serves him right, he connects with all three shots. One hit Guido in the head and bounces right off. Another hits Guido's stomach area and also bounces off. The last shot hits him in the left leg and it looks like that one went through.
-And boy can you tell, E. Guido is going down, but he's not dead. Guido fall face first onto the maze floor and the crew is out to take him to the arena hospital. That's it.-
Yes, Ray. That's it. Snoogins is the winner of this match. He collects 6 points for the three successful hits and an additional 50 for finishing off another player. Congratulations Snoogins. All of our hunters did a great job. Hopefully, we'll see Nightstalker Boy, Daren, and Guido return for future matches. As for our audience we look forward to see you all in the fall, hopefully participating. So, for Phil T. McNasty and Ray Park, I'm Ewan McGregor saying goodbye from THE ARENA.
Here are the scores for the round.
| Round 19 | Init | Round Score | Total Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Boano | - | - | 14 |
| Daren | - | - | 98 |
| Guido | 10 | 0 | 310 |
| Nightstalker Boy | - | - | 18 |
| Snoogins | 6 | 56 | 251 |
| Tanis Lore | - | - | 20 |