April 5, 2000 (INTRO)

Let the battle begin.  Hello everyone I am Sherman LeSalle.

And I'm Terry Clayton.

Welcome to the Arena were we will have our fifth Battlelords match.  We have seven new hunters and a returning champion.

Wow Sherm.  This is awesome.  After almost a year Battlelords return and what makes it sweet is having a previous champion compete.

And on that note let's present the competitors.

First, we have an explosive loud mouth from Earth, which pretty much explains his name.  Meet JIMMY "TNT" BIGBALLZ.

Next we have out first of two Eridani in this match.  This sword man was known have test his swords on many of his servants and now he's ready for the big show.  Say wuz up to OTREBLA ROMERO III.

Alright, for the first time ever in Battlelords history we have an Orion Rogue entering the Arena.  This bad ass plans to light up a lot of his opponents with his impressive marksmanship.  Here's DRAVEN.

Our next human also resides on Earth and s now readdy to due battle with the big boyz.  We present to you TASHO ROBLAVICH.

Speaking of big, here comes out returning champion.  This bad boy won our first battlelords match a little over a year ago.  He returns to add some more kills under his belt.  Look out for CHUM.

Next we have another human plans to show these players a new way to battle.  Meet STRAGO.

This guy sounds like he from a mob family.  Ready to bash in some prey this human will blast you down to the bone.  JACK "THE BONE CRUSHER".

And last and definately least (just kidding) here is our last Eridani.  Representing the Lore family here's BENDI.

Well alright Sherm, I am ready to see some action tonight.  As usual we also have some targets from the Taos Penal Colony finishing out there life sentences here in the Arena.  Whoo Hoo!!!!

Thanks Terry.   That complete's our announcement of the players in this matchup.  Through out the game we were told there are going to be some surprises in the match, but we don't know what so keep you eyes open.

We will be using the same arena map as the last game. If you don't have it, the map is located in the "Rules". Just click on "The Map" and make a print out.

We will have a 30-round time limit. Also, it would be great if the competitors would try and have their moves in by 9:00 AM every day.  You can send them with by email to (rolandolen@byov.com) or submit through  the members page.
 
 
 
 

April 6, 2000 (ROUND ONE)

Time for battle.  I am Sherman LeSalle.

And I'm Terry Clayton.

We first start with Bendi.  This Eridani creeps arounds a finds a target to his right.

Oh my god Sherm.  Let's say bye bye to that prisoner.

Oh man that was ugly.  The target was slashed in half before he could turn around and see the sword coming.  Bye Bye Baby.

Next we have Tasho, but it looks like he is not moving at all.

Hey, what's up with that man!  I heard of hunters doing stuff like that.  Damn, can't something be done about that.

Oh just wait Mr Clayton.  Our Battlemaster has some special surprises that includes something being done to hunter who takes no action for a long period of time.

Alright, now here's Strego and he just moves a few steps with no one in sight to take out.

Next we have Jack the Bone Crusher.  He also does not move at all, but I think he will soon if he stays there.  Heh Heh.

And now we have Chum.  Oh, man he drops ass into the camera and the cameraman completely passes out.

Oh my Sherm.  That was some nasty S**t.

Chum is moving on and run right into the back of Bendi.  And immediately begins slashing his groin, chest and right arm.  Bites his back and ram his tail crushing Bendi's left leg.

Oh snap man.  There goes Bendi down to the ground and I don't think he's getting up.

Alright, Chum gets 10 for two chest wounds and 50 for finishing off the Bendi.  Let's here it for the defending Champion.

{Crowd Cheers}

Now here's Mr. Bigballz.   It seems like he's just going to stay there, but stand ready for anything coming his way.

Otrebla is our next hunter and he moves forward, but no one if found for him to kill.  Oh poo.

Next we have Draven.   He moves up and turn only ot see a lone target just standing there.  Draven let off a shot and woke the target up.  Shortly after he bolt off to the south.  What will Draven do next?

Alright Sherm.  Three kills in the first round and I think that was a Battlelords record  along with a hunter being killed in the first round.  SAAAAWWWWEEEETTTTTT

Yes Terry I agree.  Let's just hope the next round will be any sweeter.  Whoo Hoo.

Well that ends the round and here are the results:
 
 
 
 

April 7, 2000 (ROUND TWO)

Welcome to round two people and we hope for a round like round one, but better.

Yes, yes, yes Sherm.  Last round was sweet especially with the execution of Bendi.

Oh yes, Terry.  Now let's get started with Jimmy TNT Bigballz.  Here he is moving around, but like last round he found he find no one to take out.  Don't worry Jimmy.  Your chance will come.

Next we have our lone Eridani, Otrebla Romero III.  He moves on yelling out, "Bendi!  Your mother was a Ram!!!"  *Ka Boom*.  Oh my god Terry!

Well, Sherm, it seems like someone should watch here he's going, but I guess no one could have seen that mine anyway.

Oh no!  Otrebla walked right into a land mine.  It shook him pretty well, but it looks like he's pretty okay.  My oh my.

Heh.  I thought he probably loose a leg after that.  He was very lucky.

Yeah, but he won't be as lucky if he runs into another one.

Alright, now here's Strego he moves on and finds a target to his left, but does nothing.  Just stands there.

Man Sherm.  Now we have a hunter who will not even shoot a target.  I hope your precious Battlemaster do something soon.

Don't worry man.  He will.  Just be patient.

Now we have out defending champion Chum.  He is looking over Bendi dead corpse and says "Hey....Bendi over".

Oh god Sherm, what is he doing?

Chum is removing Bendi's liver from his body and is putting it on his head.  I guess he's using it for some kind of hat.  Eeeeewwwwww.  These Rem Pythons I don't know.  He moves on and all of a sudden stops and jumps back.  What made him do that?

Next we have Draven.  He starts to move and all of a sudden a target appears behind him.  He turns and fires and get a successful hit on him.  He immediately darts off to the north.

Tasho and Jack again doesn't move, but that's okay.  Well see how long they stand there.

Now that wasn't as good as the last round, but at least someone got damaged.  Heh heh heh.

Well that ends the round and here are the results:
 
 
 
 

April 12, 2000 (ROUND THREE)

Welcome back to Battlelords.  We apologize for the technical difficulty, but we are back.

Terry Clayton will not joining us tonight, but let's go on with the third round.

We start off with Chum.  He move on without spotting anyone, but what's this?  It seems like a target just crossed his path.  Oh my.

Next we have the Bone Crusher who seems like he's standing in a dead position.  Hopefully some one will come over there and wake him up.

Now, time for Mr. Bigballz.  He moves around and stops right in front of a target, but does nothing.  It seems like these targets won't get an execution after all.  At least not without a fight.  Heh Heh.

Oh sh*t here comes Draven towards Jimmy and yes, YES.  They are standing right by each other.  Jimmy hits of the first shot and blasts Draven in the chest.  Excellent shot Jimmy.

Draven returns fire and connects on the abdomen, head, and right leg.  Very nice shots, but it seems like the armor is holding on well.  I don't think this battle is over by a long shot.

Next we have Strego.  He moves on without anyone, but targets in his sights and like Jimmy he's ignoring them.

Otrebla Romero III is next and he moves on only to find Strego with his back turned to him.  Oh my god, Otrebla chops off Strego's leg so badly that he is bleeding to death.  Well, well, we have out first Eridani to ever kill another hunter/contestant.  Bye bye Strego.  Otrebla collects an automatic 50 points for successfully killing a competitor.  After Strego falls to the ground  a stunned target stands behind the fallen hunter litrally pissing on himself.

And now last, but not least we finally hear from Tasho Roblavich.  He makes his move and finds no one to battle with.

Well, well.  What en exciting round.  Strego falls by Otrebla's double handed sword, and Draven & Jimmy TNT Bigballz are head to head in a battle that could last a while.

Well that ends the round and here are the results:
 
 
 
 

April 13, 2000 (ROUND FOUR)

Welcome back to Battlelords.  Well it seem like we will have to fire our Arena controller.  Apprarently he accidentally hit the neutral collar button,
freezing everyone in place.  We thought that Strego was killed just before that happened, but he's well alive.  So Otrebla we will have to take the 50 points from you.

Well Sherm it seems like you all had a very interesting night, and I'm ready to see more.

Well let's get it on.  We start with Jimmy TNT Bigballz.  He will shoot of another shot to Draven.  He connects on his right arm.  Draven returns fire and hits Jimmy in the left arm and both legs, but it seems like they bounce off his armor.  I new this ewas going to take a while.  That 2 points for Jimmy and 6 points for Draven.

Man oh Man.  Now this will be a long running battle, but someone has to fall soon.

Next we have Otrebla Romero III.   He takes another swing at Strego and hits his right arm oh my and we know for sure that hit.

Awwww yeah, there goes the blood baby.

Strego fires back and connects three shots in the head, left arm and left leg.  Excellent connections Strego and he immedialy moves back out of Otrebla's melee range.

Oh and there goes Otrebla.  He is down, but not out.  The Eridani is done for this match and here comes the emergency crews to cart him off.  Hopefully we will see him in future matches.

Tasho and Jack just sits still in their position in the Arena.

And now we have Chum.  He moves and runs right over a target.  Now that was easy.

{pop pop}......Whoa, there are gunshots coming from the Arena and looking at the cameras it's the targets.  At least three of them.  One fired at Jimmy, another at Strego, and one at Draven.  No one was hurt from this, but I guess this is the Battlemaster surprise.  He made .38 pistols materialize in the hands of the targets.

Well that ends the round and here are the results:
 
 
 
 

April 14, 2000 (ROUND FIVE)

Round five on he way.   We begin with Strego.  He turns around and just opens fire at the target behind him.  The target falls into his own pool of blood.

Next we have Tasho, who like Jack "The Bone Crusher" are sitting it out for the round..

These two are really getting on my nerves.  I hope they run into a hunter soon, especuially Jack.

Patience my dear Terry.  Up next we have Chum, who basically moves and no one in sight to kill.

And now to out head to head battle.  Jimmy TNT Bigballz and The Orion Rogue, Draven.  Jimmy will take a shot at Draven and oh man he blasts him dead in the chest.

Wow and that was a called shot.  Boy does Draven look hurt. I can even see how he could have survived a shot like that.

Well he did Terry and he will respond.  Draven makes eight hits and they basically bounce off of Jimmy's armor, but his armor can only last so long.  Draven will pick up 16 for the eight successful shots and Jimmy will pick up 2 points for a hit plus 5 points for inflicting a chest wound and as an added bonus 15 points from the Battlemaster for making a called shot to the chest.

It looks like Draven is now retreating, but will he meet up with Jimmy some other time?  We'll see.  Stay tuned for round six.

Here is how round 5 came out:
 
 
 
 

April 17, 2000 (ROUND SIX)

Hello fans and welcome to round 6.  Terry Clayton will not be joining us because he had to cover for the Arena controller.  He must have called in sick or something.  Also, a report from the Taos hospital:  Otrebla Romero III is missing!!!!  They beleive he may have been kidnapped.  They found dead bodies trailing to the emergency exit and his double edge sword is missing from the equipment room.

We hope thing turn out well and hopefully we'll see the controller feeling well on the next round.

Now time for round 6.  We start off with Jack The Bone Crusher.  It looks like a target walked into the area he is in and what's this?  He throws something at Jack.  Oh God, it's a M-95 Frag Grenade.  {BOOM}  He get hit in the right leg and it shook him pretty well.  Whoo hoo.

Oh what's this?  I just got a message from the Battlemaster.  I'm told to reveal the location of The Bone Crusher.  He's at M3.  It'snow open season for the hunters.

Next, we have Tasho Roblavich.  He's moving on and {BLAM} It seems like he stumbled onto a land mine and it rocks him back.  It hope he can continue on.

Now we have Jimmy TNT Bigballz.  He makes another called shot to Draven's chest and fires.  This will be from a longer range, but that no problem for Jimmy for he connects in the chest again.

Down goes Draven to the ground.  Fortunately he's not dead and he can return to the Arena in future matches.  And here comes the emergency crews.  Jimmy collects 2 points for a hit, 20 bonus from the BM for the successful called shot, and 50 points for finishing off another hunter.

Jimmy feels another pelt from behind as the target takes another shot at him without making a dent.

Finally, we have Chum and Strego.  Who both move on and find no one.

Well, that is it.  Jimmy wins the battle with Draven, Tasho walks onto a mine and Jack get's hit by a grenade, who is located at M3.

Here are the scores:
 
 

April 19, 2000 (ROUND SEVEN)

On to round seven.  I am Sherman LaSalle and my color commentator is still in the controller room.  Oh well.

First we have Jack.  Who as usual does nothing.   Again hunters The presumed Bone Crusher is located at M3.

Next is Chum.  He moves on and oh man he spots a target.  Down goes the poor creature and Chum cheers with another target victory.  As if he could loose one.   That 10 points for Chum.

Strego is up next and moves on with no one in sight.

Next, we have..........Wait a minute what's going on here?  There is some one being carried over the head of someone else and is now being tossed into the Arena.  Oh, and a shotgun, which looks like a Pancor was tossed is after him.  The person stands up and takes the weapon.  Oh my it's the Arena controller!!!!!!

{Sherman yells at the people behind him}: Get me the name of that guy.

{Clear throat} Well it looks like the person who through the controller into the Arena is walking off now.  I don't see anything in the rules about someone who enters the arena cannot participate so welcome {reads note from stats person} Tannor Lore?  Folks, the arena controller happens to be a member of the Lore house, but unlike the Lore's he's a Human (Lore Family are of the Eridani race).  Well well we'll see how Tannor does in this match.

We now know where the controller is, but there have been no reports of the whereabouts of Otrebla.  We will keep you informed.

Next on he list is Jimmy TNT Bigballz.  He turns around and takes out the target with his mighty Barret 82.  Then he moves on to his next destination with no one else in sight.  10 points for Bigballz.

Finally, we have Tasho Roblavich.  He moves to his next spot and stops with a big-eyed look on his face for he spots some he probably didn't want to see anytime soon.  CHUM!!!!!!!!!!

He immediately opens fire.  The three shots and connects with all three, but it seems like that just bounce off of Chum.  Chum turns and spots him immediately.   OOOOOOooooooooo......what will happen next?  Stay tuned for the next round

Here are the scores:
 
 

April 20, 2000 (ROUND EIGHT)

Welcome back to Battlelords here at the Taos Arena.  I am Sherman LaSalle and I have a very special guess.  Welcome, Otrebla Romero III.

Yes, he is here and I've just learned that he was the one who threw Tannor Lore (Former Arena Controller) into the maze.  Any reason on doing that.

YEAH.

Well what is it?.

{Dead silence with a bad look from Otrebla}

Ooookay.  On to round 8 of Battlelords.  We start with Strego who moves on only to be interrupted by puny shots by a target.  He returns fire to the target and drops him instantly.  He receives 4 points for 2 hits and 10 points for eliminating the target.

{Otrebla interrupts}: One thing before we continue. That little punk bitch controller is located at O12.  Alright man you can continue.

Excuse me Mr. Romero, but we are not suppose to give out a person position without the permission of the Battlemaster.  Oh, Oh wait a minute.  It just got a message from Battlemaster Rolandolen that I guess you can do that on Tannor Lore.  So, there you go hunters.  Tannor Lore is located at O12.

Next on he list is Chum, who makes a retreat from Tasho's long range attack.  And luckily he doesn't run into anyone else.

Now we have Mr. Bigballz.  He moves on and stops right by Jack The Bone Rid.....uh I mean Crusher.  Jimmy immediately opens fire and blasts Jack right in his right leg doing considerable damage, but he is still up.  Jack makes no response at all.  He'd better do something soon or he will die.  That 2 points for Jimmy TNT Bigballz.

Tasho holds his position as Chum retreated for a short while and Tannor has moved to O17.

And that ends the round.  Here are the scores:
 
 

April 21, 2000 (ROUND NINE)

Welcome back to Battlelords here at the Taos Arena.  I am Sherman LaSalle and with me is, Otrebla Romero III.

We first start the action with Chum who moves on and no one is around to challenge him.

Meanwhile his former competitor, Tasho Roblavich stays at his position.

Jack also does not move, while it appears Jimmy is setting up for another shot.

Strego moves on and gets hit by a target.  He immediately returns fire and turns the target into dog food.  That 16 points for Strego.

It lkooks like Tannor Lore has moved on to M12.

Last we have Jimmy Bigballz.  He makes a call shot to Jack's right leg and connects.  Jack is still up, but hurting.  Jimmy collects 22 points.

And that ends the round.  Here are the scores:
 
 

April 24, 2000 (ROUND TEN)

Now for round 10.  We begin with Jimmy TNT Bigballz.  He continues to pick off at Jack The Bone Sucker....I mean Crusher and blasts him in the chest, but Jack is still standing.  Oh wow.  And it seems like Jack is not retaliating.

Oh well I guess.........wait a minute.  Otrebla has something to say.

Come on you pussy warriors! I thought you wimps knew how to fight!

{BLAM}  Whoa, a shot just came out from the Arena's mounted Omega cannon and just plugs a hole right near Jack.  Is this a new move initiated by out Battlemaster?  Don't know as of yet.

Strego moves on and this round finds no one in sight.

Chum is holding his position, probably waiting for Tasho to follow, but Tasho still stand at his last position.

{BLAM}  Another shot from the cannon, but this time it hits Tasho Roblavich.  Our BM must be getting mad at these non-moving hunters.

And that ends the round.  Here are the scores:
 
 

April 25, 2000 (ROUND ELEVEN)

Round 11 is on the way.  I am Sherman LeSalle and with me is Otrebla Romero III.

First we have Strego who moves on and suddenly stops as he sees Jimmy TNT Bigballz aiming towards what it looks like Jack the Bone Crusher.  So Strego takes aim and fires.  He connects with nine shots at Jimmy.  That's 18 points for Strego.

Now it's Jimmy's turn as he turn Strego's way and returns fire.  He connects and collect 2 points for the successful hit.

Jack makes no reaction to what is going on in front of him.

Next we have Chum as he moves on and finds Strego with his back turn from him as he is in a fire fight with Jimmy TNT Bigballz.  Chum spins Strego around and claws him three times, bites him and smacks him with his tail.  And down goes Srego.  The neutral devices are activated correctly and the emegerncy crew are rushing out to remove Strego.

The good new is that Strego is still alive and he can return to a future match.

Neutral devices are off and now we have Tasho Roblavich as he moves on and finds no one in sight.

Alright what a round.  Jimmy and Chum makes a Strego sandwitch and now that are face to face.

Oh and Tannor Lore has moved on to I16.

Here are the scores:
 
 

April 26, 2000 (ROUND TWELVE)

Alright people time for round 12.  I'm Sherman LeSalle.  As some of you may remember last round Strego was sandwiched by Jimmy TNT Bigballz and defending Champion Chum.

We start off with Jimmy TNT Bigballz who now takes aim at Chum and makes a call shot to his right arm.  HE HITS!!!!  Then retreats in the opposite direction.   That gives Jimmy 22 points (20 point bonus for barely making the call shot).

In reaction, Chum gives out a loud roar and runs off into the opposite direction.

Now we have Jack The Bone Crusher, who gets to live on for.......Uh Oh,  Jack is down.  It seems like he lost a lot of blood and can no longer stay in the game so here comes the E-Crew to move him from the arena.  Since Jimmy was the only one picking him off to pieces he gets 35 points.

Tannor Lore has moved up to I10.

Finally we have Tasho Roblavich, who moves on and again finds no one in sight.

That ends the round and here are the scores:
 
 

April 27, 2000 (ROUND THIRTEEN)

Round 13 is on the way first we have our Ram Python, Chum moving on obviously not pursuing Jimmy, but finds no one else in sight.

We then have Tasho Roblavich, who moves and stops as he discovers he is the first to fine our former Arena controller: Tannor Lore.  Tannor takes aim his Pancor shotgun and fires, but what's this.  All we see are blasts of white smoke and and empty shells hit the ground.  Oh crap, Otrebla!!!!

Yeah, I gave that MOFO blanks.  Pretty much making him as dead duck.  Heh Heh Heh.

Tasho looks in disbelief at Tannor then raises his own gun at him and fires.  {BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM} goes Tasho's 9mm Baretta and Tannor Lore goes down in a pool of his own blood.  Tasho connects with 6 of 9 shots which gives him 12 points, and with the death of Tannor Lore, but since he was a target, yet armed and named Tasho gets 20 additional points totaling to 32 points.

Jimmy is the last on our list and when he stopped last round a target was standing there and now he takes a shot at Jimmy.  TNT just looks back at the target and blasts his torso leaving his head, arms and legs.  Just hanging there.

So no more Tannor Lore.  I know you must be please Otrebla.

{Otrebla stands in silence with a pleasing grin on his face}

I'll take that as a yes.

That ends the round and here are the scores:
 
 

April 28, 2000 (ROUND FOURTEEN)

Welcome to round 14 here at the Taos Arena.  I am Sherman LeSalle and with me is Otrebla Romero.  Plus I would like to reintroduce my old colleague, Terry Clayton.

Yes people I am back and ready for some more action.

Good to have you back Terry.  Thanks for filling in while I took care of business with Arena Controller.

No problem O.R. 3.  That was sweet to see him finally get trampled by Tasho.  Great job.

Speaking of good jobs, you did very good up there in the control room.

Yeah, let's just hope the new guy does as good.

Well let's get it on.  We start off with Jimmy TNT Bigballz, move to a new place in the maze and find no one in site.

Next we have Tasho Roblavich, who it seems like he's checking to see if Tannor is truly dead, yup he is and now he's moving on.

At last we have Chum.  Oh man here we go man.  Chum made it back to his old opponent Tasho Roblavich.  He turns him around and slashes him to death.   That's 50 points for Chum.

Now it's down to Chum and Jimmy TNT Bigballz.  Whoa momma.

That ends the round and here are the scores:
 
 

May 1, 2000 (ROUND FIFTHTEEN)

........And were back.  Time for round 15 folks, I'm Sherman LeSalle.

And I'm Terry Clayton.

We look down into the arena and it seems like this round can be summed up in one phrase.

NO ONE'S MOVING!!!!!!!!

And that ends the round and here are the scores:
 
 

May 2, 2000 (ROUND SIXTEEN)

Round 16 on the way, but it will be quiet.

Both Chum and Jimmy move around and find no one.  Not even each other.

Here are the scores:
 
 

May 3, 2000 (ROUND SEVENTEEN)

Round 17 and no one moves.

Here we go.  The Battlemaster is allowing us to announce the hunters positions.

Chum is located at I15 and Jimmy TNT Bigballs is at J5.

Good Hunting.

Here are the scores:
 
 

May 4, 2000 (ROUND EIGHTEEN)

Round 18 is on the way.

Chum moves over to a new position.

Jimmy holds his position.

Good Hunting.

Here are the scores: